Mystery Envelope

When's the last time you got mail that wasn't a complete drag? Some puddle of shit bill. Or your insurance premium just went up. Or similar garbage sprinkled in with other garbage stuffed in with flyers and coupons for crap you'll never want or need or use.

Well, fret no more.

The TGI Mystery Envelope is a magical experience for humans of all ages.

Each Mystery Envelope contains a variety of things that would fit in an envelope and are some blend of engaging, amusing, educational, captivating, memorable and all sorts of everything in between.

Mystery Envelopes make great gifts and are sure to weirdly brighten anyone's day.

Plus - FREE SHIPPING!

We're so sure of it we offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee.

They say you can get anything on the Goddamn Internet and it's true!